Thanks to hit game most notable for making Newgrounds servers crash and burn and fucking die, I’m here now. The man soon to be the biggest point scalper, professional blammer (no exceptions), and most lovable (no haters. I WILL delay Pico school 2, don’t test me.) man on the website! I plan on hopefully making music when (if) I get my hands on even a crusty, slow ass laptop that can barely even handle scrolling down a page of Newgrounds.

Until then, I will post the best reviews (please react to them, I’m lonely.), and most useless news post ever. Shitted? News post. Played a game? News post. Touched a piece of grass and felt the warm sun on me as I walk outside for the first time in a decade? News post.

I plan on having a great time on this website, making friends , enemies, and making my friends my enemies. (Trust no one.) Hope you all have a great time, because you don’t have much of it left when you experience the wrath of Chrisorsumthin. I hate your shoes, Tood-a-loo.! (How the fuck did I make the tags Chrisorsumthin epic is the first time, actually am not okay lmao.)